If you're a writer, blogger or journalist, pay close attention to this list so that you can avoid these common writing errors in your own work.To "insure" something means to buy an insurance policy on it. To "ensure" something means to support it or make sure it happens. Far too many writers use the word "insure" when they really mean "ensure."
You'll even find this error in advertisements and product names. For example, there's a nutritional supplement sold in the United States called Insure -- their product name is, itself, a typo! The brand name is "Zand," and you can see their incorrectly-named immune support product right here:
My guess is that there isn't an insurance policy found in the bottle. I don't know about you, but I'm not too keen on purchasing a product named after a grammatical error. If they can't even get their product name correct, it kinda makes you wonder what they're putting in the bottle, doesn't it?Every time I read this phrase, I cringe. Oh really? Nothing could be further from the truth than the next point this author is going to make? Nothing in the whole universe?
This phrase might be fine in a high school composition class, but in the professional writing world, what it really says is, "I couldn't think of anything intelligent to say here, so I just slapped in this silly, meaningless phrase and hoped no one would notice..."
There's also the extra-crispy variety for this phrase, which introduces another error in "further" vs. "farther," as in, "Nothing could be farther from the truth..." which technically means nothing could be geographically more distant from the physical location of the truth, whatever that means."Everyday" is an adjective that means "daily," as in, "He's an everyday guy" or "She has an everyday job."
The two-word phrase, "Every day" just means "each day." For example: "I write an article every day."
The common mistake is to use "everyday" when you really mean "every day." For example, it would be mistaken to say, "I write an article everyday."
Remarkably, you'll find this error in print advertisements, too. Apparently, getting a job writing marketing copy (or editing that same copy) doesn't necessarily require much knowledge about words.Lots of writers will, at one time or another, point out how something they're talking about is "ironic." But in most cases, it really isn't. It's just a coincidenceand there's no irony involved at all.
For example, if a guy riding his bike through the park just happens to collide with a bird flying across his path, that's not "ironic." It's just coincidence (they both happened to show up in the same place at the same time).
For this to have irony, there would have to be more to the story. Perhaps the guy is an airline pilot, and on his last flight, he purposely flew his airplane into a bird and killed it. The next day, a bird in the park collided with his face and caused him to fall off his bike. That's ironic because it involves a reversal of circumstances.
Just because two things happen at the same moment doesn't make them ironic. George Carlin even did a comic bit on this same topic. Isn't that ironic? (Heh...)For some strange reason, even the Los Angeles Times, Associated Press and other news organizations continue to make this simple error. There is no such thing as a "safety" deposit box. It's not about your safety, after all. It's about keeping your stuff safe!
The correct term is "safe deposit box." People incorrectly derive "safety" from the sound of the two words pronounced in order. The first syllable of "deposit" gets repeated and added to the end of the word "safe," creating, essentially, "safe-dee-deposit."
Remember, if a safe deposit box had anything to do with "safety," it would probably require a seatbelt.Here's another example of the same kind of error described with "safety deposit box." Many people, upon hearing "Notary Public" take the "re" from the end of the first word and double it up on the beginning of the second word, creating, "Notary Republic."
"... and to the Notary Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, invisible..."
There is no such thing as a Notary Republic.This one is easy to confuse. "Affect" is a verb, as in, "The drug may affect different patients in different ways." While "effect" is a noun, as in, "The drug may have an undesirable effect on people."
The word "effect" usually means "result." As in: That poem had a remarkable effect on the woman. This means a remarkable "result."
Here's a good explanation on the difference between the two:
Why? Because the correct word is "fewer" as in, "There were fewer reports on the incident."
It is a sure sign of a lack of education when someone repeatedly uses the word "less" when they really mean "fewer."
"The basic rule is that you use less with mass nouns and fewer with count nouns," reports QuickAndDirtyTips.com. See that site for a more detailed explanation.If you want to make your audio or video reports sound cheap and unprofessional, pronounce the word "our" as "ARE." That's a sure sign that you have no training in journalism.
The correct pronunciation -- at least if you want to sound more like a professional -- sounds like the word "HOUR."
So if you're trying to say, for example, "What has happened to our health care?" What you really want to pronounce is, "What has happened to HOUR health care?"
You do not want to say, "What has happened to ARE health care?"
Listen to journalists on CNN, Fox News, etc., and you'll find they all pronounce "our" as "HOUR" and not "ARE."Here's a grammar rule that I've simply abandoned: The "who" vs. "whom" rule. Technically, "who" is a sentence subject and "whom" is a sentence object, but I decided to abandon this rule long ago as outdated and unnecessary.
Why? According to this rule, you can't say, "Who did you ask?" Instead, to be fully compliant with this grammatical regulation, you'd have to say, "Whom did you ask?"
I don't know about you, but it just sounds a bit too much like Ye Olde English or a linguistic contortion fetched out of some hopelessly archaic text. "Whom" is just a little too grammatically self-congratulatory to be taken seriously. Does anyone really walk up to you at work and say, with a straight face, "Whom did you tell?"
You might expect to hear that in a Shakespeare production, but not real life. Besides, is anyone really confused by the meaning of the word "who" even when it lacks the trailing "m" letter? It's not like you walk up to someone and ask, "Who did you tell," and they look at you and reply, "I'm not sure I understand the question," and then you say, "Okay, WHOM did you tell?" and then they look astonished and declare, "Oh, THAT'S what you meant!"The fewer mistakes you make in your writing (see, not "less mistakes"), the more professional you'll appear to your viewers and visitors. We all make some mistakes, of course, but minimizing them can help create the sense that you know what you're talking about... even if you don't.
After all, there's nothing that crushes your influence faster than trying to make an intelligent point using all the wrong words:
"A notary republic told me I should use a safety deposit box to have less problems with losing things everyday. Isn't that ironic?"
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